Showing posts with label the naughty stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the naughty stuff. Show all posts

Thursday, 27 November 2008

NWB is back.

Him: Half 7 so gotta wait about till then x

Me: I have to go and see my parents and grandparents tonight as they are all quite poorly, and have a bit of work to do - going to sort out my CV and got a few emails to send. All pretty... actually, very boring! What time is your appointment?

Him: What you up to tonight?

Me: Oh dear - that's not good at all! I'm very well thank you. I'm starting to look forward to the weekend now, so I'm getting pretty excited.

Him: Has been good, apart from this morning and tonight. Had to go to the clinic this morning and gotta have an MRI scan tonight just behind your office. Somethings really not right with my back!! How about you littlen?

Me: Good afternoon. How has your day been Mr *****?

He fucked my mouth so hard...

... that it's still hurting.

Orgasm was out of this world.

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

NWB

Naughty Work Boy is insisting we meet this weekend. I am seriously tempted.

Ok..... sex last night...

... was good but I wanted it to last longer. It was about 45 mins though, I just needed to be completely satisfied. Thank god for Ann Summers.

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Oh. Gosh.

Now I am thinking about girls.

SEXXXXXXXXXXX

I haven't blogged about sex in a while, but today I feel the need. I am so horny today. I am finding myself fantasising about another man. I see him in the office occasionally and recently he's started emailing me. He clearly wants me but I can't stop thinking about him.

I am fantasising about meeting him. Because we hardly know each other (and I am about to change jobs!) I really want to get him alone and fuck his brains out.

I imagine his cock to be large and wide and entering my tight wet pussy. He is begging for it and I want him to have it. I think he'd fuck me for hours and enjoy using sex toys, and we'd both be completely free to do as we pleased as we'd never see each other again.

I'd fuck his face, his tongue, his fingers, the dildo and then his cock.

My pussy is throbbing just thinking about it.

Is it completely wrong that he is not my Boyfriend?

Monday, 10 November 2008

Babies and stray dogs

So weekend was good, until Boyfriend was drunk on Saturday night and sent me a weird text (I was also out drunk as well), basically showing his insecurities! But then I ask him what it was all about on Sunday and he just dismisses it. Normal bloke, doesn't reveal emotions. Had a nice day yesterday with him (apart from the below) and we had good sex woop. Lasted for about 2 hours so I was well happy!!!

Anyway Sunday morning I was rudely awoken by our lodger who had been on an all-nighter and bought home a stray dog. Needless to say, I was annoyed. Well actually annoyed isn't the word, I was fuming.

Oh and the other thing, my brother had his baby this morning. I feel awful. His wife and I fell pregnant at the same time. Now they have a baby and I have stray dogs.

Life's a bitch.

Friday, 7 November 2008

Horny as f**k

I have had sex twice in the past week. It's ridiculous. I suppose I am partly to blame because I have been out on the town... but this morning, I woke up to find my Boyfriend's hand in my knickers.

I was pretty tight because he hadn't fucked me in a while and I had mind-blowing, doggie-style sex.

Needless to say, I went to work with a big grin on my face and a damp pair of pants.

Monday, 3 November 2008

What to do.......

.... with my life!!



1. Get more motivated.
2. Start jogging/cycling more - even though it's bloody freezing.
3. Start up a part time course.
4. Work harder in the office, work later and better than everyone else. More dedication required to beat the credit crunch blues.
5. Save more money.
6. Do more housework.
7. Use contraception

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

OVERLOAD!

I have so much going on at the moment and I feel like I'm getting overloaded and I feel really stressed and run down.

I have a water infection so I'm feeling sorry for myself, my grandparents are very ill - one with no mobility and one with lung cancer, it's the anniversary of my nan's death so I need to visit her grave, I feel guilty about being ill because I have done no housework over the past week, I have no time in the evenings to do anything, I am run down so I just want to go to bed when I get home, my days are too long, work is stressing me out as they are making redundancies, my boss is a wanker, I need new clothes but have no money until pay day, my ex's have annoyed me by trying to get in touch, sex is a no-go because I am poorly so I am pretty frustrated, my boyfriend's son's mother is a cunt and I hate the fact that she has so much impact on my boyfriend's life.

There, rant over.

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Satisfaction

I want my vibrator. I will sneak it in the bathroom with me whilst I read my erotic book, in my steaming bubble bath, I'll close my eyes and think about getting fucked. Then if I'm not fully satisfied I will want you.

Monday, 13 October 2008

Lazy Sunday

  • Woke up, kissed Boyfriend before he left for work.
  • Collected car from town as had been out the night before. Yes, I went out in my pjs.
  • Filled up the car with diesel, washed it, hoovered it out, and drove home.
  • Washing up, re-organised the kitchen, mopped the floor,
  • Fed and washed the ducks, cleaned out their little house. So much poo.
  • Re-organised CD collection and general tidying up in living room and dining room. Hoover. Wash clothes.
  • Boyfriend home from work, ran him a bath and made him lunch.
  • Had sex.
  • Read the local paper with feet up.
  • Watched the Simpsons.
  • Started cooking dinner - prawn and chicken paella.
  • Had sex, oral was amazing.
  • Had relaxing bath.
  • Lit the wood burning stove.
  • Watched more TV in Boyfriend's arms.
  • Had more sex.
  • Fell asleep.

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit

I love my vibrator, it has 7 different vibration types and 3 speeds. Amazing. Orgasmic. Wet.

Friday, 10 October 2008

Withholding sex/bjs etc....

I heard today, from a close friend, that when her Boyfriend is playing up she will withhold sex so that she has power over him in order for him to start behaving or see her point of view.

Does this work? Is it wrong?

I don't really like the idea, but I do love manipulation so we will see what happens when Boyfriend pisses me off next, which I have no doubt won't be long.

To be continued.................

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

The ride of your life

Does anyone else find the tube in London slightly arousing? Particularly when you are exchanging eye contact with a hot girl/guy?

City Girl "Does" Porn

I wonder how many woman watch porn on a regular basis? I've bought my first porn DVD, it's quite soft but does the trick. It's generally thought of to be a male trait, secretly watching porn with a sock and some tissues... but now there is much more available on the market which is aimed at women.

Most women don't talk about anal, let alone mention the fact that they like it. We don't talk about porn, we don't talk about vibrators (even though nearly every woman I know has one!) so why are we so quiet?

Today I'm going to talk vibrators. I had a pocket vibrator which was good but it's stopped working, I've got my money's worth out of it ;) It's slimline girth and length but did the job. So I've started looking for a replacement. I've seen 6 Rabbits available and I love the look of them all. I have placed an order and am looking forward to it's test drive.

Many girlfriends feel that porn is like their boyfriends cheating on them. What would a boyfriend think if he caught his girlfriend playing with herself watching porn? He'd love it, and probably join in.

Come on girls. Speak up!

Monday, 29 September 2008

Sex... continued

Following on from last week's orgasmic week, I can safely say that this weekend was a bit of a let down. Saturday he was too tired and yesterday he insisted we have a bath and get in bed first.

WTF.

He made up for it by waking me up at 2 a.m. last night and again this morning. But really, too tired? Oldest trick in the book.

Friday, 26 September 2008

Ok.....

....... now I'm just going on about it. I can't stop. I've read some really interesting posts today. One was about how women love anal sex, but won't admit it. The other was about how a man could convince his girlfriend on how to have a threesome. Found them all very interesting, and the last quite manipulative - which is why I like it. Everyone loves a bit of manipulation, don't they?

Thursday, 25 September 2008

The Horn Pt. III

It still hasn't disappeared. Boyfriend came home relatively early last night, and he beat the night before in terms of performance and the end result was phenomenal!!! I even partook in some action without Boyfriend.

How on earth am I going to get rid of this? I don't want to get to Pt. IV. Is this a healthy obsession?