More hate: Georgina Baillie

Georgina Baillie could be set to appear in Celebrity Big Brother.

Why would anyone want to see this fat ugly slut?

The weekend in a nut shell

Friday: So when Boyfriend stood me up, I decided to go shopping after work - I spent loads - then met NWB for a drink. Which ended up being many drinks and him taking me to get my last train home. We kissed, I don't feel guilty because I've just blocked it out [does that make me a bad person?]. I think he's great, but he's got a girlfriend as well - oh well! Got home at 2 a.m. Boyfriend was pissed as well as he had obviously stayed down the pub so I didn't even feel bad about staying out. We hardly discussed it the next day. NWB is not going to be anything serious and I do have intentions of meeting him again, so let's just see what happens here.

Saturday: I went to Roisin Murphy at Brixton Academy with my sister - what an amazing performance. The place was electric. Then I quickly met NWB for a chat then went to Ministry of Sound SOBER as I was driving - had a wicked night though. Home at 5 a.m.

Sunday: Back to London for a shopping session. Bought Boyfriend a c.p. hat and ralphy polo top for our anniversary on Thursday - and got myself a Juicy top and Diesel top, spent loads but well worth it. I met Jason Bradbury (who presents the Gadget Show), he was pretty cool. Then last night, I realised that I had been partying, screaming and drinking all weekend and I've lost my voice and have a terrible cold.

Monday: The blues have kicked in.

Ross/Brand/Sachs/SatanicSluts Pt. II

PS. I love Russell Brand - and his football blog.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/russellbrand

Ross/Brand/Sachs/SatanicSluts

What a massive publicity stunt. Brand and Ross will get more jobs from elsewhere than the BBC, ratings are up, Sachs unites with Cleese - earning more money, and that fucking wannabe celebrity of a grand-daugher is becoming "famous" and also making money from this "scandal".

Georgina Baillie is simply a fat slag who likes getting her tits out.

That's entertainment!!!

Ok, here's my claim to fame. This morning as I was arriving late to work, I was stunned to see Paul Weller walking towards me, he then proceeded to chat me up. Wooooooooooop. Yes, little me, getting compliments from a celebrity. What a confidence boost. You may think he's getting on a bit now but I liked him anyway and he is much better looking in the flesh.

Oh, and definitely staying a brilliant brunette now - only because PW likes it.